Friday, November 8, 2013

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

2 X 4 version of "The Harvest"



2 X 4 Version: (You know the piece of wood)

       Hey! The end is near, the harvest is at our door. It's time to stop selling the bill of goods that life is easier if you pray a prayer and accept Jesus in your heart.
       If you've been a Christian for very long you know that's crap. If its not crap you're not doing it right and you may not be a christian.
       Jesus is coming back for a really really good looking bride and we are not there yet! Stuff will happen to get us there.
       So, the plan of salvation is still the same. But lets present the wedding vows instead so people know what they are getting into. The better for worse, richer for poorer, sickness and health is here.                  
                                     But, the bridegroom is to die for!!!!!!

The more tactful version will be out soon.